A guy who travels half way around the world to see a girl he met over the internet, only to find out she's a lesbian/ chick with a dick/ whale.
" Did you hear about Jay? He went to go see this girl he met in a chatroom, turns out she's a right rug muncher " " He is such a Columbus chump ".
by Biz markie sparks February 15, 2009
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Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
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used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.
Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!
by Martin Slut January 13, 2008
Get the Chumpstin von der cock mug.A lame ass site who has had their asses handed to them repetitively from Troll sites such as Troll Valhalla, they are so weak that they have been Owned by Troll Kingdom. It is just a lame circle jerk who have delusions of grandeur and pat themselves on the back way too much. They have also been known to ban duals yet the site regulars and admins have many different accounts there, this has been estimated to around 3 quarters of the membership there.
Unable to show examples due to the moderators and admins of Flame Champs have deleted the posts of the trolls as well as banning them. Also on one day the Iron Duke had deleted more than half the posts before he was banned.
by The Hateful One January 18, 2009
Get the Flame Champs mug.A well-known online hangout for some pretty screwed up forum whores, trolls, and degenerates of all shapes, sizes, and prejudices. It grew out of a wrestling forum called Ring Fever. Eventually Ring Fever added a flaming forum called Hardcore City. Soon afterwards they encountered Brawl-Hall and BH netcopped them. The free host deleted the original Ring Fever and the moderator of Ring Fever's Hardcore City spun Flame Champs off of Ring Fever.
The function of Flame Champs is to insult each other through whichever means possible, including using private information, spamming other forums in the name of Flame Champs until their servers crash and the "enemy" is forced to post at the FC forums, troll members into posting at the FC forums, threaten various legal actions when other message boards flame them, and otherwise act as offensive as possible. Commonly used terms at Flame Champs are "airclaim" (meaning something that cannot be proven), "PKB" (short for Pot calling the Kettle Black), and the idiotic "backpedal", (defined as when a user changes/attempts to change their story after the fact).
There have been accusations that Flame Champs DOSes rival sites, though nothing conclusive has been provided, only angry forum members that claim this is true. Overall, a semi-popular but greatly offensive site, and it's doubtful there will be a decrease in their odious activities anytime in the future.
The function of Flame Champs is to insult each other through whichever means possible, including using private information, spamming other forums in the name of Flame Champs until their servers crash and the "enemy" is forced to post at the FC forums, troll members into posting at the FC forums, threaten various legal actions when other message boards flame them, and otherwise act as offensive as possible. Commonly used terms at Flame Champs are "airclaim" (meaning something that cannot be proven), "PKB" (short for Pot calling the Kettle Black), and the idiotic "backpedal", (defined as when a user changes/attempts to change their story after the fact).
There have been accusations that Flame Champs DOSes rival sites, though nothing conclusive has been provided, only angry forum members that claim this is true. Overall, a semi-popular but greatly offensive site, and it's doubtful there will be a decrease in their odious activities anytime in the future.
by Dr. Jonathan Law October 2, 2008
Get the Flame Champs mug.(n) To qualify something in a positive qualification.
(v) To do something cool, or worthy of props, such as hooking up with a hot girl.
(adj) something or someone that exemplifies the quality of champs, like a guy who just had a threesome.
(v) To do something cool, or worthy of props, such as hooking up with a hot girl.
(adj) something or someone that exemplifies the quality of champs, like a guy who just had a threesome.
This chronic is champs.
I champed her last night.
That's a champs White Castle burger.
Dude, you're a champ.
I champed her last night.
That's a champs White Castle burger.
Dude, you're a champ.
by Neil November 2, 2004
Get the champs mug.when a person of the male gender ejaculates into a blender and mixes his semen with lemon juice and mocha latte powder, then blends and feeds to a partner and/or partners cat and hollers "SWEET JESUS, YOU ARE A SWEET CHUMP" and/or Bill Cosby quotes (do not leave penis in blender)
by i<3mysweetchump January 23, 2009
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