Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.
My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(
by C.Lit March 26, 2015
'Christmas Cumming'
With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
by OrganicGodSlayer November 12, 2020
Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)
Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
ex. 1
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"
ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"
ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"
by Seinfeld March 4, 2006
A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.
The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
by killerkee June 13, 2013
To fill in a test bubbling the answers randomly, like placing christmas bulbs on a tree, to guess because you don't know the answer or are to lazy to do it right.
by paige dodge February 16, 2007
An expression that expresses the seriousness of a situation and a potential terrible result if a remedy is not found. Reference to children's Christmas specials where the plot centers around saving Christmas.
by olsongt July 19, 2008
Sara: "Hey Amber! Come quick and look at this."
Amber: "Eww, that's disgusting. Why is your diarrhea red and green?"
Sara: "I don't know. It must just be Christmas diarrhea."
Amber: "Eww, that's disgusting. Why is your diarrhea red and green?"
Sara: "I don't know. It must just be Christmas diarrhea."
by theblizzard May 7, 2011