Sara: "Hey Amber! Come quick and look at this."
Amber: "Eww, that's disgusting. Why is your diarrhea red and green?"
Sara: "I don't know. It must just be Christmas diarrhea."
Amber: "Eww, that's disgusting. Why is your diarrhea red and green?"
Sara: "I don't know. It must just be Christmas diarrhea."
by theblizzard May 7, 2011
When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.
The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.
Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009
The dragon’s maw twas lit enough due to the incoming inferno without need of copious lasers; oh how the diarrhea Christmas lights distract me so.
by 2nd string, 2nd fret April 1, 2020
Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020
A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
by The Phantasm July 26, 2021
by Brotatoe721 February 21, 2021