choad chizzler

A choad chizzler is someone who is attempting to get fucked from behind, mostly a fag, is not getting hit in the ass, but rather missing the hole, resulting in ramming the piece of skin located between the sack, and the ass hole.

Last night I was with my boyfriend Ricardo, trying to get fucked. He was missing the hole, so I looked back and called him a choad chizzler!

by kevin huey April 17, 2007

Choad

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.

"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."

by Dave October 6, 2004

choad

the 2 inch area, although may be larger in more big bodied indiviuals, from the base of the testicles to the start of the anus.

I can't believe that he got so drunk that he flashed his choad to us!

by jase dee April 17, 2007

choadin

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choading

"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choadin'."

by American Athlete July 30, 2004

choad

1) A short, squatty little penis which circumference exceeds its length when erect.

2) A creep.

3) An awful guy named Chad.

4) The perineum.

Also spelled "chode."

"If that little choad doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

Choad

The correct way of spelling 'chode'.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.

Someone hits someone else. The person turns around and calls him a 'choad', which often generally insults the receiver, unless of course the receiver has a much better insult to use as a comeback.

A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.

A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.

by 20-ft Shlong Boy December 2, 2009

la chapa

La chapa is a female that takes actions like a boss. She holds a powerful amount of loyalty and love for her family and no matter what she will get what she needs done to go high in life she will hold it dowm for you but if you mess with a "chapa" the wrong way theres no telling what could happen.

"la chapa" is a blessing,she alwsys come though when i need her most.

by Angelicaaa3oo December 13, 2016