by lazydbird March 27, 2022

by BeaniBeani December 3, 2016

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public
by DontLaugh August 25, 2013

When someone is in a rush to wipe after taking a dump, and accidentally gets their sleeve covered in shit during the wiping process.
Wilford Brimley - "I was running late for work this morning and totally chocolate sleeved my only good work shirt."
by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

The term used when a person pours hot chocolate into a womans vagina, (if they are available, the little marshmallows are added) The man wraps the womans legs around his neck and sips at the vagina. If the woman climaxes while the man is lapping at her, this will spray the chocolate out, making Chocolate Rain.
John: I was up in the mountains skiing.
Jack: Isn't it cold up there?
John: Ya but when i got back to the lodge i ordered a Chocolate sougina and it got the chill right out.
Jack: Isn't it cold up there?
John: Ya but when i got back to the lodge i ordered a Chocolate sougina and it got the chill right out.
by Wildboi September 18, 2007

When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser
by Rhaughne September 3, 2018

Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!
by Blackthorn1976 October 6, 2019
