Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.

Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...

by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014

Chode Wrangler

A person, usually homosexual, who attempt to succ as many chodes as possible.

"Jacob is such a Chode Wrangler his butthole is an inch wide" cock farmer

by Meme Master Palpatine April 26, 2016

Chode Wrangler

A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.

You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler

by Crustinisation November 11, 2017

Chode gas

When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas

Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good

by Iluvdannydevito December 29, 2019

Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020

Chode A La Mode From Denny's

The Chode a La mode from Denny's is the treat that is neat. When you live in an area so rural where your father is also your uncle, there's only one place you can indulge late night to satisfy your Midnight Treat-Tooth. That place is Denny's.
Turn to menu page 2 1/2 and slap your finger right down on the classic Dennys Chode A la Mode while Bethany is standing fast to take down that fantastic fuckin order.

Tone: Dam, I'm so sick of this shit. first they steal my battery, now they took my entire Scooter. a homeless man took my softball bat and now they stole my $300 package.
Ryan: holy shit man, you could really use a deep dish of Chode A La Mode from Denny's.
Ryan: Yo Jay me and Tone are goin to Dennys to cheer up Tone, you wanna -

Jay: Nope
Tone: Dam. I hope they have the same sale as modells. I'll get two ChoLAHmodes from Denny's

by ShuffleTits September 20, 2020