Chateaubriand (sometimes called a chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that consists of a prime cut of meat engaging in adventurous sexual intercourse with two lesser (and very fortunate) pieces of meat.
Yo, did you hear about The Situation? Mike got smooshed by Snooki and JWow… talk about a Chateaubriand!
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Get the Chateaubriand mug.A sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large, sexually pleasing dick coupled with two lesser dicks in a gangbang. The lesser dicks are traditionally discarded after the fact, and usually belong to “fuck boys“. The larger, more sexually pleasing deck typically belongs to an ethnic man, usually of African-American descent given the average length and girth of their appendages. Most women typically use this maneuver to try out multiple men at the same time to determine who is worthy of keeping in the long run. Ultimately, despite the two lesser penises, the larger penis is so satisfying that it can be compared to a gourmet meal of meat.
Girls, you will not believe the chateaubriand I had last night — one giant black dick and two small Jewish ones. A night to remember. Guess which guy I’m calling back tomorrow…
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Get the chatsexual mug.Someone who has to put up with one's non-stop/constant/droning chatter. In other words, a person who "deals" with extremely talkative people can be viewed as a chatter victim.
Omg, my teacher would not stop talking. I was totally his chatter victim in class today.
Chatter victims need therapy as long as they get to ironically victimize the therapist as the chatter victim.
My Aunt talks too much and causes for anyone in a 5ft radius to become her consequent chatter victim.
Chatter victims need therapy as long as they get to ironically victimize the therapist as the chatter victim.
My Aunt talks too much and causes for anyone in a 5ft radius to become her consequent chatter victim.
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