Cardboard Muncher

An individual that consumes cardboard on a daily basis solely for the purpose of filling their dietry and nutritional needs. Normally someone who can not afford to buy anything of real sustinence.

Josh John went to Greggs and bought some chicken goujons (well, well, well), instead he deciced to eat the box, what a cardboard muncher.

by shekinahleng January 5, 2024

Cardboard Tree

A silly tree your fellow classmates make for your advisory teacher:3

" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024

cardboard balls

When you initially go balls to the wall but last second pussy out of it.

I'm going for it, I'm going for it, balls to the wall!
Actually I won't. I've got cardboard balls!

by julians96 January 22, 2025

Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.

Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Courtesy Cardboard

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.

Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*

by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012

Good-Cardboard

Acid (LSD)

Oi brah, you got any of that good-cardboard?

by Kwinten Burns February 8, 2019