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Canon event

Event: Someone must get folded, for Spiderman to be molded
Do not break the canon event, Miles! - Miguel O'Hara
by Andester June 18, 2023
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canon-rape

A word made from canon, meaning original, and the word rape, meaning unwanted force/crime. This term is used when a fan fiction author tries to reconstruct an original work to their liking. This often times makes the author look like a complete nut who has no appreciation for the original creator or storyline. Usually this involves the aid of a mary-sue or gary-stu of some sort. The results normally are irritated readers and scared audiences.
Jesus, since when is Naruto placed in modern times? I mean cars? Seriously. And how can Itachi be roommates with Sakura? It makes no sense! This author has canon-raped Naruto!
by PMSing English Teacher April 30, 2007
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disney Channel

Person 1: I'm tired of Fox and its cancled shows!
Person 2:What about Disney Channel?
Person 1: Same differnce....
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Channaphobia

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.
After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
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Channel Cruise

An extended period of channel surfing when there is absoultly sweet fuck all on television.
There's nothing on tv, Ive been on this channel cruise for hours!

Whats on the tube? channel cruise - Kanye West
by Crancan April 3, 2009
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canon camera

A super expensive camera that is used to take professional style photos, white girls use them to take mirror pics showing off their ass
Mom: what are you asking for, for Christmas?

White girl: a canon camera!

Mom: for what

White girl: ... Selfies..
by Twerk goddess January 5, 2014
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channel walker

A TV remote that changes the channel then walks away when you need it.
Have you seen the channel walker? I can't find it. It must have walked away.
by melshine May 15, 2015
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