chaking

To get dicked over or to have something taken right out from under you. A form of rape without lube usually only performed by his majesty in the dirty dova

Man i was at work at the ODI yesterday helping these custy's and next thing i know i got chakinged.

by KBroChill June 25, 2008

Channing Tatum

A very ugly man who makes your eyeballs want to bleed.

P1: Who is Channing Tatum?

P2: Check the definition on urban dictionary

by Fiona rosesky April 14, 2020

changing the weather

When you don't like the weather of the current place you are in, so you hop in your private jet and go to another place aka changing the weather

Its cold as shit man so i'm changing the weather cause i'm so rich and going to Florida!

by WeatherBuddha January 5, 2014

channing tatum

An actor/model known for his "questionable" sexuality and for his bizarre jaw that looks like that of a bull terrier. Teenage girls with an IQ below 85 are known to be very obsessed with him and often say things about him being so "HOTT!!!" on their Myspace profiles and via IM.

Stupid Girl: OMG Channing Tatum is lik so hawt I want to marry him and have his babies <3 <3 <3
Smart Girl: OMG you have an IQ of 60. Your too stupid to even realize that he is into guys not women.

by footballer7022 August 21, 2006

whats cranking

What are you doing.
What are you up to.
Whats up.

"What's crankin?"
"Nothing, Just chillin."

by Diego July 28, 2003

Chunking

To be chunked; a chunker; chunkmeister

Chunking is the act of shitting for your friend/patient/random tramp by fisting said person in the rectum and pulling the shit out of them. The act may be considered one of generousity but it is sometimes necessay to go that extra mile for a friend.

Jim: "Hey Tom want to go Chunking later?"

Tom: "Sure, right after Hannah Montana, I have a mean ass chunker stuck in there."

Fred: "Yay!!!"

by HideandRun October 26, 2011

Channing

The most amazing girl in the entire world. She can make you hang on her every word. She is cute. Cuter than any other girl in existance. She is also sexy as hell. A huge turn on. Shes amazing in bed. The best sex you can have is with channing. She can make you smile when youre talking to her, regardless if there is anything so smile about other than being happy for having the chance to talk to such an amazing person. Basically, shes perfect.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend is so hott and perfect.

Guy 2: Sounds like a Channing

by Channing Lover March 2, 2010