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water candy

Small ice cubes that you give your kids from your drink at a restaurant or McDonald's or wherever to keep them quiet and happy.
Dad: "Hey, kids, want some water candy?"
Kids: "Yeah!"
Dad: "OK, but now be quiet while I eat my steak." (thinking to himself, "Silly little munchkins.")
by GarthF February 8, 2006
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ear candy

Hearing either your favorite kind of music, or hearing someone with an accent that you just adore.
MMMMmmmmmmm.....that girl from Chicago has such a lovely accent.
by Phil Mehard March 23, 2005
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cotton candy

Pussy; the cotton being the hair, and the candy being the pink hole and surrounding pink areas.
Juggalo A: Did she shave the cotton off?
Juggalo B: Hell yeah dog, straight candy.
by StillBorn April 29, 2003
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want some candy

a phrase used when you see some old bastard on the street with no teeth.
Also can be used when you see a little kid walking home from school so you can scare him to shitting his pants.
Hey old man.... want some candy.....

Hey little boy..... looks like you could use some candy
by Slimslope May 22, 2006
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Sky Candy

Medium slutty and promiscuous stewardess in uniform.
by Average Bob September 26, 2006
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Slut Candy

The morning-after pill.
"9 out of 10 unfaithful whores choose slut candy!"
by Slim Daddy August 29, 2006
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Shackle Candy

(Noun) A derogatory term for an attractive black female with dark skin similar to an African who would have been brought over as a slave.
Man 1: Damn that black girl is fine!

Man 2: I'm not really into dark-skinned girls...

Man 1: What? You don't like Shackle Candy?
by whoDunnit October 2, 2012
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