king in the castle

phrase originally coined by borat to express his pleasure at the supposed opulence of his hotel. in the vernacular, the phrase is generally meant to refer to a person who has attained great success in his life

Person A: Dude, I fucked Anna last night."
Person B: "Anna? She'd never fuck you. You're shitting me, right?
Person A: "Nah, dude; king in the castle."

by bobjones93 May 24, 2007

nut castle

Nut Castle is what happens when Taylor finishes on Andrews mom and leaves with White Castle sliders.

Poor Andrews mom totally got nut castled last night.

by Nut castle June 24, 2020

takeshi's castle

cult japanese game show, voiced over by craig charles. basically, loads of funny challenges that involve people getting hurt or muddy and looking like twats. genius

A)oh shit, there's 3 episodes of takeshi's castle in a row. we'll be up til 1 am
B) we could always not watch it


A and B) nah, that aint gonna happen

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Windsor Castle

A hot girl with a good set of turrets.

A subtle way of telling a girl;

Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"

by Big Jim McCrea November 5, 2012

White Castle

Little burgers that make you shit.

I love White Castle.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

New Castle Fever

New Castle Fever is a serious medical condition in which a female becomes attracted to a male from New Castle, Pennsylvania. The disease is characterized by a strong desire to be around the New Castle male (hallmark symptom), flushing of the face, and an acute fever. New Castle Fever is becoming increasingly prevalent, with the highest incidence in Western Pennsylvania and Eastern Ohio. Treatment involves either immediately and completely discontinuing the interaction with the New Castle male or pregnancy.

I have been hanging out with this kid from New Castle and I am certain that I want to give birth to his baby...I must have the New Castle Fever.

by NugeBalls February 18, 2011

sieging the castle

verb: a sexual act done by tucking your erect penis behind your legs (see mangina.) You then get a female to inspect this area and then release your surprise cock, creating a battering ram like motion into the girl's chin and/or eye.

She thought I was just doing a mangina, but she didn't know it was a trap and I was sieging the castle.

by Acalex January 25, 2009