Catmas

When a cat owner’s Christmas wish is to be able to frequently cuddle their dear pet on their lap, as they don’t normally love to be picked up and carried or held on someone’s lap; or when an oft-stray cat’s wish list for Santa Claus is to sit on someone’s lap, and be loved and fed more frequently.

Rose’s catmas wish for 2022 is to have her British Shorthair cat willingly on her lap more often so that she’d pet or massage her on her favorite body parts.

by Fasters December 18, 2022

CATMAN

21st century shakespear \m/

"The best way to live your life is not to dwell on things too long. You can't change them and worrying about the past steals your present and shortens your future." - Catman

by Anananan January 25, 2008

Catman

A person who doesn't have a social life because he's all wrapped up in the numerous feral cats that live by his house.

Trey has so many cats, we call him the catman.

by TC Robo April 2, 2017

CARma

works much like karma but for in the car. the idea that being a courteous driver, letting people merge,stopping at stop signs etc...., will bring you good karma and keep you from having an accident or be stuck in traffic

john : why did you let that jerk pass?
chris: because i needed the CARma, i have to drive to seattle tomorrow and i dont want to hit traffic

by salsaboy719 July 12, 2011

carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.

Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...

by Can Not April 7, 2005

Cartmanian

Relating to the character Cartman from South Park, specifically similar to his views and opinion.

"My views on hippies are Cartmanian: I think they should be exterminated like common household pests."

by Wooginator January 3, 2009

Eric cartman

honestly a amazingly nice guy in south park really open minded that loves everyone he is the opposite of an evil little anti semetic 9 y.o. If you ever would meet him he will seem hard at first but as you get to know him he is also a little fat but he just love food.

I fukin love eric cartman he is really nice

by Roadhogmain69 January 27, 2020