Carbon Capture

A government that has been captured by the fossil fuels industry for example the UK

Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?

by fnard March 30, 2023

Carbon as FUCK

When something is super underrated and special

"holy shit bro, hotline miami is CARBON as FUCK!"
"Yeah its BORON as HELL!"
"ARGON as SHIT!"

by Averagemedic April 15, 2023

Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).

Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.

by Manney November 22, 2023

carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

Carbonized

The term Baked means something to certain smokes...so if you're beyond Baked, you're Carbonized.

This is some excellent smoke, I'm baked, you? Hey, you alive? Oh yah man, I'm carbonized!

by 2old April 3, 2023

carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.

After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Carbon Tax Chrystia

a nickname given to former fianance and deputy PM Chrystia Freeland by the conservatives because she thought and bragged it was a good deal to tax Canadians to death

Carbon Tax Chrystia is just like Justin & Carbon Tax Carney !

by TrickShotDuke January 28, 2025