carbon dialect

When two black monkey crickets are banging each other in the butt and one of them snaps their penis in the others' asshole until it bleeds and the poop turns it into a chocolate fountain that gives it the carbon effect of flash.
Wow! Did you see George Floyd and Bill Cosby attain the carbon dialect last night?
by adamsandlerdbd1 July 19, 2021
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privy carbon copy

when you use bcc so people can’t communicate through esp
The privy carbon copy protected the historical American from defamation.
by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019
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Carbon Skidmark

A metric to measure the actions and in-actions of powerful organisations and big business on the Climate crisis.
Used to compare the climate actions and inactions of those with power vs the everyday actions of individuals to reduce their carbon footprints.
Includes systemic actions and inactions as well as policy.
We're worried about our carbon footprints. Are those with power doing enough about their carbon skidmarks?
by climnate123456789 January 11, 2024
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Need for Speed Carbon

A game where you race crew members on the canyons surrounding the city.
Wanna play some Need For Speed Carbon? It’s such a good game.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018
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Carbon Tanprint

The amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.
"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"
by Heimir Han July 20, 2017
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Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic
“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024
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carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.
guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!
by gearbox360 October 16, 2008
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