Canadian Cousins

People who have slept with the same person
Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.
by db420eh July 30, 2010
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Canadian Molly

A girl of Asian decent who was born or raised in a foreign country and still speaks with the accent of that country, and is now living in the USA. A Canadian Molly will often try to hide or deny the fact that she is from Asian decent and/or that she was born in a different country. This term is occasionally used to describe people of varying mixed nationalities and races, and is not always specific to an Asian Canadian living in America. It is, however, always used in a derogatory way.
Person 1: Did you here that girl's accent?
Person 2: Oh, you betcha ya, eh. *Mocking the girl's accent*
Person 3: Guys, I'm pretty sure she's like Japanese or something.
Person 2: Such a Canadian Molly.
by Jahndy April 30, 2014
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whistling-canadian

a blowjob from a 5 dollar hooker with maple syurp in her mouth
Dam white boy wishes he could get a whistling-canadian.
by abe the jue May 19, 2007
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Canadian Soccer

Canadian soccer is played all over the world. It involves an ice rink, sticks, and 2 goals. It is sometimes referred to as "hockey".
"Dude, you wanna go play some canadian soccer?"
"Sorry man, I have homework to do."
by Dwight Powers November 18, 2008
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Canadian Standoff

A situation in which both parties are too nice to let themselves win at the other's expense. The opposite of a Mexican standoff.

For example, if two Canadians arrive simultaneously at a narrow doorway, each is likely to stand aside and invite the other to cross first, and so on, until they both give up, set up camp for the winter, and offer each other a beer.
When we were watching the game last night, my buddy and I got ourselves into a real Canadian standoff over the last slice of bacon pizza. It just ended up going cold.
by Tom Megginson October 17, 2005
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Canadian Swish

A basketball shot that just hits the net, but doesn't go in. The ball goes below the rim and doesn't touch anything but net.
Man, that kid is so bad, he just through up a canadian swish.
by logmaster13 April 24, 2010
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Canadian Haircut

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.
Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.
by Simon Pheonix December 10, 2009
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