caden

a fickle sort of male who makes women and naive little girls fall in love with them by incessent lying. He then dumps their sorry ass for his new intriging love affair and makes them cry little girl tears. He believes he is complex and nice... he is lying to himself.

"We've only been dating for a week! And he dumped me this morning for that girl? I can't believe he pulled a Caden! i was sure he was the ONE!"
*boo hoo*

by la bandit October 26, 2009

Cadence

Cadence is a thic bitch! She is a fortnite god, so never underestimate her or she’ll shoot all you hoes ‘rattaaaatttaaaattttaaaataaarrrr

Cadence is also a tiktok celebrity, she’s v v talented n unique 😩😉

me: ‘oh look there’s cadence’
friend: ‘ughhhh shessssss fattttt’

by definitely not Jaya February 27, 2019

Cadence

Phoneas and Frob’s sister

Phoneas: “Cadence come help us with our roller coaster”
Cadence: “I’m so telling mom!”

by awdL April 18, 2019

Caden

Caden- A guy, or person, who has surpassed the limits of man. He is smart and a frickin wizard.

Pablo: So then I was like-
Caden: *casts fireball and obliterates this normie*

by CallMeOlPapa January 31, 2020

Cadence

Cadence is a thot

Bro Cadence has the thickest ass tonight

by Dr Filipino April 21, 2019

Caden

The biggest faggot you will ever meet, he jerks off in class and is so fat he has to have a Twinkie on a stick just to motivate him off a chair.

That kid over there is such a Caden.

by Thatguythatcomesupwithshit April 21, 2018

Caden

The best person that you have met.but you have to get to know him.so hot with his brown eyes.red and brown hair.his sex talk.not that’s smart.has lots of girls. He is looking for some one smart.

'have you met Caden?'

'the hot one?'

'yes'

'Omg there he is I am going to talk to him'

by Kiki Love me I need you October 24, 2018