When a man usually between the ages of 20-35 takes a house hold cactus and inserts it in a woman's vagina.
"I just gave my girlfriend a soggy cactus for her birthday, she's going to be picking out needles for weeks."
by taboothejerkface July 27, 2012
by katyperry December 28, 2012
A derogatory term use when someone is mad, as an insult. Meaning to go suck a guys dick with herpes bumps on it
by Mr Cactus Dick April 04, 2014
placing a section of PVC pipe in someone's butt, then sticking barbed wire into the butt via PVC pipe. initially, the barbed wire is contained within the PVC pipe. you then remove the PVC pipe, leaving the butt free to clamp down around the barbed wire. many people use this as stimulation before, during, or after sex.
by Roderick Brown January 22, 2013
by jacob sangchang January 14, 2009
Put hair gel on your pubic region and then fucka bitch anally, when she complains about the sharp hair, just donkey punch her and give her a bowl of froot loops with your manchowder as the milk.
by MARKK November 19, 2006