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credit bureau

An organization that specializes in providing damaging information on citizens to employers, banks, credit card companies and prospective spouses. The information doesn't have to be true, or even the same person as listed with them.
He couldn't get a wife or buy a house because the credit bureau had told the banks he had bad credit and ruined his reputation.
by Marlaette May 22, 2008
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Crepata

A miserable, decrepid person teasing those are stuck with them by only having one foot in the grave when they should be 6 feet under.
I am so sick of Crepata - all she does is come and reak havoc on our lives and cause problems unlike any other I've experienced.
by Coglione427 March 11, 2009
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Toledo Credit Card

He used a Toledo Credit Card to get free beer.
by PC99 July 2, 2011
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Coochie Credit

1. When a female goes out with a man and doesn’t put out. He is extending her credit
that he expects to cash in the future.

2. When a female spends a male time and money that is in the friend zone and doesn’t give anything in return.

~Kevin Samuels
Hey girlfriend are you free this weekend?
No i’m busy, I have to get rid of some of this Coochie Credit.
by RedPillYT July 29, 2021
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credit carding

the act of a guy swiping his hand from a girl's ass to the front of her pussy..
Jaymee slapped David for credit carding her at bowling the other night, he still has a fuckin handprint...
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credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.
Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!
by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010
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crapital region

A term used for the region around Albany, New York, for describing its washed-up, has-been (if it isn't actually a never-was, never-will-be) nature and unsuitability as a place to grow up, raise a family or grow old. The trash is whiter than the snow. The guidos/guineas/wops rival those in NYC for inability to be severed from their families. Most whites are actually at least as racist and/or homophobic as the stereotypical Southern white. The school districts are overwhelmingly segregated. If I could go back in time, be reborn elsewhere and never live in the Crapital Region, I would make that choice right now. Remember that Albany is an anagram for "by anal," which is how you take it when you live in the Crapital Region.
Crapital Region residents think the world revolves around them. Last I checked, it revolved around the sun.
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