cp cart

media commonly spread around telegram by people with bad intents
cp means "cheese pizza"

inno: yo what do you use telegram for
CakeyOC: cp cart

by kirkifyer 9000 November 23, 2025

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in Asian countries, cp stands for couple, which is the same as a 'ship' in Americas
you might see "cp雜食、左右非固定" in people's twitter bios. this directly translates to "cp omnivore, left/right unfixed"
this is slang to say they ship multiple pairings, and don't mind who tops or bottoms in them (they use left/right to mean A/B or top/bottom, referring to the two people in the ship)

"why does it say CP in this person's bio? are they a pedo freak?"
"no, but you are a western idiot"

by destroyafteruse February 20, 2023

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Collinder police

The pastafarians were caught by the CP

by The Bean Bird June 17, 2018

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CPS mom

Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.

CPS mom must be asleep again because her children are running around by the road unsupervised.

by George Amberson January 8, 2023

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