cp

in Asian countries, cp stands for couple, which is the same as a 'ship' in Americas
you might see "cp雜食、左右非固定" in people's twitter bios. this directly translates to "cp omnivore, left/right unfixed"
this is slang to say they ship multiple pairings, and don't mind who tops or bottoms in them (they use left/right to mean A/B or top/bottom, referring to the two people in the ship)

"why does it say CP in this person's bio? are they a pedo freak?"
"no, but you are a western idiot"

by destroyafteruse February 20, 2023

CP

It means Club Penguin you sick fuck.

I love CP. It means club penguin by the way,

by djfnaskd September 01, 2021

CP

A CP is a medium-height asian guy who thinks he is white and wishes the third reich was a reality. Usually never caught in public without a polo shirt, sailor shoes and khaki pants. He is your mother-in-laws worst nightmare and wettest dream. His vocabulary includes words such as "bitch", "feminist" and "communist".

Wow, shut up. You're being such a CP right now.

by rissemisse October 31, 2019

CP

CP simply means cone piece

"Oi bro don't forget the CP"
"Just went to the tobacconist and picked up a new CP, it's Phat

by Cpt. Cook August 24, 2015

cp

community platform
often used in multiplayer video-games

dude! the cp is down.

by miabeku June 06, 2017

CP

cock penis

A: i really want some cp
B: Child porn?
A: No, cock penis you dumbass!

by CP_lover June 02, 2022

cp

a shortcut for cellphone

"yo mike cp or comp?"
"man i love my comp by cps are wayy better"

by imlostinthefacade August 04, 2021