When you have the schlitts, it is common to pull your shirt over your head and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"
by Anonymous October 12, 2002
Get the cornholio mug.Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
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by James Lowe June 4, 2004
Get the cornholio mug.holes dug by raccoons for living and hiding purposes. also can be used to refer to human orifices where you should shove/hide/put something.
"i just tripped over the coonhole in our front yard."
"i think that raccoon made a coonhole in our fridge."
"One time on a Girls Gone Wild video I saw a girl shove a beer bottle in her coonhole."
"i think that raccoon made a coonhole in our fridge."
"One time on a Girls Gone Wild video I saw a girl shove a beer bottle in her coonhole."
by CoonHoleLovers January 26, 2011
Get the coonhole mug.Captain Pissgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.
by octopod June 13, 2004
Get the cornholing mug.I AM CORNHOLIO! *hehehehe* do you have tp? tp for my bunghole? *unintelligable spanish sounding mumblings*
by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
Get the cornholio mug.The act of inserting a corncob up the girls anal cavity, whilst fornicating, and then make her eat the corn. Hot buttery corn, extra points.
by Blunchtable December 9, 2010
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