Congratulaeuon

When you accidentally take a shit in your grandmas litter box

You :“Yo fart bag you got congratulaeuon”

Grandma: “OH DEAR!”

by Your dear mom September 9, 2021

congorats

someone who has misspelt congrats

congorats on winning!

by MBX567 February 26, 2022

Congratmelations

1. Congratulations to myself
2. Telling yourself “well done!”

“You’re the first person who has ever made me laugh like that,” he said.

“Well, congratmelations then!” She joked.

by Scarla-Rose004 April 17, 2022

Congorats

When you say congratulations 🎊 with a tinge of envy or disdain, but you feel the need to hide or supress it. By being petulant, you end up hiding it badly.

Kim: "Omar asked me to prom"

Sally, Omar's previous gf on the low: "....congorats girl. Yay 🎊 ! How exciting 😀 "

by Annastpierre July 21, 2022

CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS

Someone who knows how to BLEED better than anyone.

DEAD ONES ARE MORE ALIVE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE and the bodies aren't stacked like COVID CORONA NEW YORK CITY as MISTAKES NUMBER 39.

The forest of LIFE brings many chaps but when someone is anxious to take your picture and say I will call the police and there are certain things buzzing around in the air that is to quite A CHAGRIN to some of his others then you got a a SLAM DUNK CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS to say to them and all of their RIDERS that are in the saddle with them.

TESS TESS TESS is reaching from the grave as CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS as now I KNOW the STALKERS which I know you now they can say you are onto something big.

by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 4, 2022

cungrats

A play on the word, congratulations or 'congrats', and used to acknowledge a particularly successful sexual conquest.

I can't believe that fit Annie from the pub went home with YOU - cungrats mate.

by chilbowaggins August 8, 2022

congrating

When you are have a epileptic episode and you accidentally congratulation your mom on the death of your unborn sibling.

She congrating Claire and everyone was like wtf?

by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022