Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - Click what?
Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - I don't see "OK"
Me - It should be right in the middle of the screen. Click "OK"
Dumbass - Huh? I can't find "OK" anywhere
Me - Sorry. I cannot help you any further. You are computer illiterate.
Dumbass - Click what?
Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - I don't see "OK"
Me - It should be right in the middle of the screen. Click "OK"
Dumbass - Huh? I can't find "OK" anywhere
Me - Sorry. I cannot help you any further. You are computer illiterate.
by beastRuffian July 21, 2011
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The act of putting three thumb "flash"drives into three USB ports in one computer. Taken from the orginal shocker, "Three in the USB"!
Hey here is my thumb drive, can you download that paper for me? Sorry man ran out of USB ports! Oh damm, your USB ports are getting plugged up by the COMPUTER SHOCKER!!!
by JDJ55 December 8, 2010
Get the Computer Shocker mug.The go to guy for all of your computer repair needs. You all know him in a way. Sitting in your class with a laptop running some weird OS you don't recognize, always speaking more in technical terminology and numbers than plain English. Often quiet and somewhat introverted, the computer guy is always willing to lend a helping hand to someone in dire technological straits. Often more friendly and less odorous than other varieties of his kind such as the computer nerd or Linux fanatic.
Distraught student: Ah man, I think my computer ate my report!
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.
by M.C. HARDDrive December 9, 2008
Get the Computer guy mug.1.) Any program on your computer that reproduces its code
2.) Any program on your computer that completely fucks it up and disables its ability to work properly
3.) A said program that you probably got when you opened an e-mail you didn't know who it was from or downloaded something that you didn't know what it was
4.) Windows
2.) Any program on your computer that completely fucks it up and disables its ability to work properly
3.) A said program that you probably got when you opened an e-mail you didn't know who it was from or downloaded something that you didn't know what it was
4.) Windows
Person 1: My computer keeps crashing, I think it has a virus.
Person 2: Did you open any emails you recieved from a stranger?
1: No.
2: Did you download any strange files?
1: No.
2: Are you running Windows?
1: Yes.
Person 2: Did you open any emails you recieved from a stranger?
1: No.
2: Did you download any strange files?
1: No.
2: Are you running Windows?
1: Yes.
by Definition DemonX October 9, 2004
Get the Computer Virus mug.While hypochondria is the fear of doing anything without getting a fatal injury/illness, computer hypochondria is the fear of downloading anything, no matter how verified the download is, in fear that it will screw up your computer in some way or another.
I'd download this .exe file, but I don't want to get a BSoD.
Dude, you have some bad computer hypochondria.
Dude, you have some bad computer hypochondria.
by Christophucked March 27, 2011
Get the computer hypochondria mug.I installed Norton a few years ago, but now that I'm trying to delete it, I've found I have a serious case of computer herpes.
by theboxinthecorner June 17, 2012
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