half commando

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.

Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.

by Olin Oden November 25, 2007

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commando grandma

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.

Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.

by Cransdell December 12, 2006

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Total Commando

Total commando means something is really manly or amazing.
It's like saying "intense" or "epic"

Whoa that giant robot over there is so total commando!

Johnny: I can break this rock with my face. Really.
Steve: total commando.
Johnny: yeah I'm pretty cool...

by awsometastic12 July 23, 2011

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going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).

SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."

by Dave April 01, 2004

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