Brazilian covered wagon

The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.

(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!

by Kevin Schmitt November 14, 2011

cover yourself in oil

Step 2 of the process of flying.

2) cover yourself in oil

by cornernickel December 1, 2020

it becomes the cover

Loosely translated, she's got a dick. Japanese machine-translated term for futanari or dickgirl.

"Shit man.. this is good stuff. This stuff.. It becomes the cover."

by Disemsweets February 10, 2010

10 covered all day

Someone who is beautiful all of the time has 10 covered all day long!

She has 10 covered all day, every day!

by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021

Asian seat cover

When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.

Person 1: Shit, I didn't bring condoms.

Person 2: Don't worry. Just use an Asian seat cover.

by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016

riding the covered wagon

The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.

What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.

by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006

cover your ass

To take preemptive steps to make sure that you don't get into trouble with anyone.

You had better cover your ass and get insurance for that car or else someone could sue you for everything you own.

by Kris Swenson July 14, 2006