Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!
by Blackthorn1976 October 6, 2019
Get the Chocolate pez mug.The term used when a person pours hot chocolate into a womans vagina, (if they are available, the little marshmallows are added) The man wraps the womans legs around his neck and sips at the vagina. If the woman climaxes while the man is lapping at her, this will spray the chocolate out, making Chocolate Rain.
John: I was up in the mountains skiing.
Jack: Isn't it cold up there?
John: Ya but when i got back to the lodge i ordered a Chocolate sougina and it got the chill right out.
Jack: Isn't it cold up there?
John: Ya but when i got back to the lodge i ordered a Chocolate sougina and it got the chill right out.
by Wildboi September 18, 2007
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Wilford Brimley - "I was running late for work this morning and totally chocolate sleeved my only good work shirt."
by Dangerstache October 6, 2009
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When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.
Person #2: You should've taken a video!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.
Person #2: You should've taken a video!
by antipierspirant February 6, 2022
Get the Chocolate Helicopter mug.The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s
"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
by craig101 January 8, 2012
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