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Cesar

Oh no… that Cesar ate all the food.
by UniformedGentleman4226 May 6, 2024
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Cesar

Cesar is the type of guy who is nice, honest, maybe a little gay. But he is always a great friend. He may be quiet at some times, and hard to read. His penis size may vary, but you don't always know. Cesar in Greek means Penis, so you never know.
Cesar is a great friend.
by Nice and Honest March 23, 2022
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Cesar

Cesar is a top dawg. He is bold af yet if you really get to know him, like REALLY well, he is the most amazing person in this world. He has dark brown hair that could be mistaken for black and beautiful brown eyes that shine even in the dark. There are about 5 other people named Cesar in his family. He likes the color purple yet he only wears black.

If you mess with a Cesar he will willingly knock you out or simply ignore and forget about you for the rest of his life.

He might sound tough, look fit, and SUPER hot but he's a really loving guy and the best boyfriend you could ever ask for
"yo is Cesar really your boyfriend? that's crazy man i didn't know he was like that"
"Fr tho, i didn't think so either but turns out hes far more than just a top g"
by Nadi <3 September 19, 2022
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Cesar

A person who doesn’t interact with the opposite sex and is antisocial. Highlights of his day but not limited includes looking at off-road tires online not talking to girls and avoiding them at all cost and eating at sushi buffet alone.
“Wow! Look at that girl over there why don’t you go try and talk to her, you better not be a CESAR.”
by Dr. Leafar March 24, 2023
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cesar garibay

cesar garibay is a boss ass bitch who skates and gets bitches
dude did did you cesar garibay bust that sick hospital flip hes gonna get hella bitches now
by baker boards December 14, 2013
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Cesar

Cesar is the name of a neckbeard. Cesar is a cool guy, but he likes to bullshit a lot. You never know what he’s talking about or if you should believe him. He is obsessed with poop and ugly chicks. He’s a little on the scrawny side, but he’ll definitely knock you out with his man bun. Don’t fuck with Cesar or his boyfriend, Jared, will let you have it.
Hey you know Cesar?”
“No”
by SchrodingersNutsack February 20, 2020
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cesar

by litafafafafafafafaf April 24, 2022
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