Sleazy Cesar

When a man offers to give a girl an oil massage, then excuses himself to the bathroom, where he jerks off in his hand instead, and uses that. Then after said massage, he spoons her for the rest of the night.

She was so ugly, I couldn't bear to look at her face, So I gave her a Sleazy Cesar!

by rod longfellow February 21, 2011

The julius cesar

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self

"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"

by Nero the great July 20, 2019

Little Cesar

An introvert, chubby weeaboo with a microscopic penis

Jesus:Yo yo see that kid over there with the red shirt.
Random Guy:Yeah that guy must be a little cesar

by Haibursa May 24, 2017

lupe and cesar

the best fucking thing in the fucking world you have no fucking idea acid the universe is like their thing like they are the universe they are also god like dennis lol jk separation leads to chaos but when together anything can happen like they basically are one with eachother and they love eachother so fucking much they cry together all the time and they have a cat together that is their son, have given birth to 3 cats, milksteak, theyre really cool lol like they look really cute together when they walk and their lives are Mgmt oracular spectacular and the strokes is this it, they are also crystal castles as fuck, u srsly can not fuck with this couple cus they are the most sacredest and holiest of all in the universe, they hang out in dreams and make their dreams come true brooo lol ,twinflames udek lol and a lot of trippy shit happens to them and they fuck all the time lol also they do acid lol

"bro csr and lupe are cool"
"bro lupe and cesar are on a DIFFerent tip!!!"
"cesar and lupe lol"
"dude cesar and lupe are tripping balls rn lol"
"brooo cesar and lupe are so FUCKING perfect broooo"

by ethan kath February 9, 2014

Ashley And Cesar

Ashely and Cesar are the best couple in the universe. Cesar loves Ashley and Ashley loves him, PERIODT. They are like the football player and cheerleader couple. the cutest couple on earth THEY ARE BOTH TO FUCKING PERFECT ITS AMAZING!!

Omg Ashley And Cesar Are So Fucking Cute Together I Can’t Evennnnn!

by AestheticallyHyper February 3, 2020

Little Cesar

A person who who tends to stare at girls in a pervert, thirsty look and doesn't know what personal space is.

Monica: Hey girl you see that guy over there?
Audrey: Which one girl? The one with the red shirt?
Monica: No girl, the one that's starin' at us like he's hungry or something *points at guy*.
Audrey: Oh yeahhh I see which one ya mean.
Monica: Yeah girlll, he's a Little Cesar.
Audrey: Mhhhhhm.

by TheUnknownWritter November 4, 2015

dirty cesar

It's a combination of all the "dirties" that could be done to a female while having sex.

Man, my ultimate goal is to perform a dirty cesar on a girl.

by Jorge Agnosti November 20, 2007