Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!
I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
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Get the canon mug.The sweetest and most thoughtful guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll make you feel so special and understood. (also he’s the cutest guy you’ll ever lay eyes on)
“Canon is perfect!”
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Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
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Get the Canon Stanley mug.A character in fan fiction (typically the author themselves) who is inserted into an existing universe and is unrealistically perfect. A fan-fiction version of Mary Sue: A term for a character who is unrealistically perfect without any flaws in (original) novels (Male of Mary Sue: Gary Stu)
"When she wrote herself into Harry Potter as the best witch ever, becoming the headmistress of Hogwarts while being a student, defeating Voldemort with itching powder and a single sponge, she created a canon sue."
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