coined

to have a coin (25 cents or larger cheap-ass) dropped in your drink, and consequently having to chug that drink. A coin can only be dropped in your drink if you are holding it.

You got coined, save George!! (Drink it, and retrieve George Washington)

by JFeiten March 31, 2008

Canned Jap

A Jap placed in a can for America's convenience

by . April 4, 2003

canned ham

To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.

"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."

by Palmer Holland February 23, 2009

caine

To consume rapidly, with regards to drugs.
Cained is to have used it all.

he is really caining that weed.
he has cained that weed.

by OLD GIT July 23, 2007

Canned Water

Water that is in a can.

"Yo Blood, pass me some of that canned water, im really thirsty!"

by Hertz July 9, 2007

caneder

To be stoned (caned) to the point where the repitition of the word 'caned' becomes highly funny. The 'a' is stressed and elongated to form the word 'caaaaaaaaaneder' which said while trying to keep a straight face is damn near impossible. First discovered by Helen, a dizzy cute short blonde near Oxford.

"Keir - I'm caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneder......someone pass the bong"

by Keir January 5, 2004

canned

adj.

1. Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life.

2. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely retarted, and containing a scent of poop.

OMG you smell like poop and you can't play basketball for sh*t, you're CANNED.

Red is CANNED

by jei1118 April 2, 2010