Brown Breach 

When the sphincter is no longer strong enough to withstand the force of fecal expulstion and you have to perform an emergency evacuation, wether you are on the toilet or not, prepare yourself.

GUY1: did you hear about Rob

GUY2: no, why what happend?

GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths

GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/

GUY1: Nope :(

Brown Breach by ARMO XD October 2, 2011

Brown Cappy 

The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.

DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.

Brown Cappy by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Brown Breeze

When you take apart a hairdryer (Preferably someone you don't like's hairdryer, or one in a hotel) Then you "drop a log" in the hairdryer, and put it back together, ready for the next unsuspecting victim.

I stayed in a hotel last week, gave the hairdryer a good brown breeze

Brown Breeze by Rabid Steed September 7, 2007

Brown Alley 

A dark and lonely place , moist and lined with fecal matter, a brown star at the entrance.i.e a leather Cheerio

I can't explain what a brown alley is , but I can show you...

Brown Alley by Papawitz May 4, 2017

Brown crow 

The sound a male/female makes while bending their naked romantic partner over grasping each buttcheek with one hand, Spreading the cheeks while letting out a high pitch shriek into the anal cavity.

In order to entice Mary into marriage, Jacob gave Mary the brown crow. After receiving such an act Mary could not contain herself any longer and were instantly wedlocked.

Brown crow by Browncrow June 11, 2018

brown acid 

1. A reference to the Woodstock Festival in 1969, when stage announcements were made by legendary radio disc jockey Wavy Gravy, telling people that some of the brown-colored blotter acid (LSD) circulating the crowd was giving people negative hallucinations, causing freakouts.
2. A bad drug experience
3. Something that was supposed to be pleasurable but turned out nightmarish.

1. I thought this job was going to be fun, but it turned out to be, like, "Dude, don't take the brown acid."
2. That chick is the brown acid, but hey, it's up to you.

brown acid by MojoJojo101 January 13, 2008

brown tail 

The little string of poo that is half in your butt and half out after going #2. Usually caused by premature clinching of the ass muscles before everything is completely evacuated. It resembles as small brown tail, especially when you "wag" it trying to get it to fall off. Leads to skid marks, dingleberries, and excessive wiping.

Hal: "Dude, I took a massive dump about 2 feet long, but was left with a brown tail."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."

brown tail by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007