Brooke

The name Brooke, also known as "snaggle tooth" is an extremely sexy beast, according to her choir teacher, lol. :D Brooke has muscular structured legs that she gets made fun of for, alot. She likes singing barbershop style with her bestfriend Katelyn. Katelyn is a braceface and is Brooke's folder partner in choir. These two are pretty sweet altos. All of the other altos suck, but that's okay.(: Both Katelyn and Brooke enjoy blowing up barbie dolls & ripping there limbs off in the most horific fashion. Making fun of a certain "young woman" who thinks it's most approprate to wear Dental Floss is entertaining for them too. This chick needs to puts some briefs on cuz it's verry obvious when she wears khakis. Yeah, it's really gross. The whole buttcheeck thing, yeah you don't need the details. Anyways, Brooke has above average P.E. skills, which she finds really funny. Yeahhh. As you can clearly see, Brooke is pretty much the coolest person on Earth!(:

Whoahbaby! I sure wish I was Brooke! She's soo rad!

by BNMartin13 December 17, 2008

Brooke

Brooke’s are funny, loud, nice sometimes but they all look like sloths!! I’ve never seen a Brooke that didn’t look like a sloth. Eyes far apart. Brooke’s are considered pretty but made fun of because of their sloth looks.

Omg did you see how Brooke looks like “ Brooke the sloth” from Ice Age?

by dudethatscrazy February 1, 2020

Brooke

A stupid guy stealing skank. <3

Brooke is a fucking skank.!

by SchoolBag April 7, 2011

Brooke

A dumb blonde, usually with 2-3 kids at a young age. Who has an asshole boyfriend or husband who is never arround and just helps pay the bills. usually is not the brightest crayon in the box.

"wow thats deffenetly another brooke"

by Jayyyyyc August 20, 2009

Brooke

Definition of hoe; talks to lots of guys

Brooke is such a hoe,she made out with that Dawson kid.

by Baller0305 November 17, 2017

Brooke

she’s fake and she has no booty she can’t fight and she thinks she the shit but she not 😒

Is that brooke she flat as fuck

by Carrie2345 May 16, 2018

Brooke

A way to describe a person who is never on time.

OR

A person who is afraid of getting sick.

OR

A person who thinks a 10 min walk is a 3 hour thing.

Guy1: where's my date?
Guy2: idk my date is here...your date is such a brooke, like omg!
Girl1: UGH WE HAD THIS LIBRARY DOUBLE DATE 33 MINUTES AGO! WHY IS BROOKE BEING SO BROOKISH!

by Jessica Gualpa December 13, 2010