Broccoli

You stupid nonce, you should know what a fucking broccoli is

The green fucking tree that was forced down your throat by your step father

“Hay Johnny! This bitch doesn’t know what a Fukin’ broccoli is”

Johnny: “Do they not? They must be pretty stupid to not know what a broccoli is, must be a nonce”

by Jameedoger May 14, 2020

Broccoli

Usually someone named Matt will look like this vegetable some people would even say these to objects are twins

Broccoli looks like Matt

by Bri is a lollipop June 23, 2020

Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 12, 2020

Jail Broccoli

A vegetable that is used as a term for people who are about to go to prison.

Enjoy your jail broccoli you pedo

by Aescp September 16, 2020

Broccoli

Crazy dude, live life to the fullest, probably called burt and the best guy in ur friendship group

Dude burt was such a broccoli

by Bigjohn12 September 22, 2020

broccoli seats

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.

I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.

by Kelvie September 25, 2020

Broccoli

Be very cautious around a broccoli.
No not the broccoli you get with your dinner.
I mean a 6ft tall veggie boy.
This broccoli usually takes the form as a Burt.
They are usually harmless but I’m telling you he could be the one to take over the world.

Yo broccoli is such a fun guy!

I’m telling you broccoli will be king one day

by MidgetGirl101 October 15, 2020