A Kiwi-born (NZ but typing NZ should have no periods because of being influenced from Britain) pitchman who wants to fuck your ears all the time from day to night by telling about the product he is showcasing on that stupid ass TV just like an Englishman who wants to fuck a "Mainland European" lady who looks, sounds like a man and speaks broken English at all.
You may remember him (along with fellow pitchmen Billy Mays and Vince Offer) from the late mid and late 90's to present as a pitchman across the Philippines through his now-canned but disputed propaganda called "Value Vision" (not to be confused with the one that NBC owns now called as Evine) and currently acting as the same work for its successor called "TV Shop (Philippines)" starting from 2014 to present and he is just wanna fuck your ears again so you better stop buying and watching useless TV just to get rid of him and his useless looks at all... - ialociN
You may remember him (along with fellow pitchmen Billy Mays and Vince Offer) from the late mid and late 90's to present as a pitchman across the Philippines through his now-canned but disputed propaganda called "Value Vision" (not to be confused with the one that NBC owns now called as Evine) and currently acting as the same work for its successor called "TV Shop (Philippines)" starting from 2014 to present and he is just wanna fuck your ears again so you better stop buying and watching useless TV just to get rid of him and his useless looks at all... - ialociN
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Besides having a wonderful personality, Brendan is also super cute and sexy. He isn't hella swole, but he has a sexy trim body that makes all the girls wanna rub up on him. And despite being such a nice, genuine, guy- he is fun and freaky in the bedroom. He makes his partners feel like the center of the universe, and they can't falling head over heels for him.
Brendan is fun- he likes playing games, but he is also super intelligent and able to pick things up quickly. It doesn't take Brendan long to master his hobbies, and that's something that will propel him forward in his life.
If you're dating Brendan- count your blessings; if you're friends with Brendan, don't let that homie go!
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Usually a faggot who loves stealing other people's tickets. He also loves his sister in the way most of us thinks is incest.
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Someone else: Oh, it was that Brendan kid.
Me: God Damn It he pulled a Brendan again.
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A typical douchbag. Someone you probably look at and think to yourself "that guys looks like a dick."
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