The biggest jerk you will ever meet. Self-absorbed, selfish, player who does not care about anyone else's feelings but his own. Brandon also does not see himself to do any wrong. Its always your fault.
I hate Brandon
by honesthazeleyes July 18, 2011
he's a booger boy who likes eating them. If you ever look under the table, you'll probably find his booger there.
by hagottem April 09, 2019
The most amazing guy out there, he is so loving and is an amazing kisser. He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. His dick is so big. He is very attractive and loves cuddles. One of the most funny guys you will ever meet and will almost make you pee yourself from laughing. If you river meet a brandon be sure not to mess up with him or you will regret it.
by ;) memer (: June 05, 2017
A sweet guy that girls flock to. He is intelligent, funny, and handome as hell. Once you make eye contact with him, you fall into his dark brown eyes and it's so hard to get out, he cares about everything and is sometimes picky but he is loyal and also stubborn. He's a rare find.
by Wutupmydood May 07, 2017
Brandon is the most generous person in the world. He is normally funny and kind. Has big dick energy. Always makes you smile or buys you packs of m&m’s without you asking for them. He’s one of the greatest guys to be friends with. He will always facetime you just to make sure you’re happy and to see how you are. Brandon will always know how to break the ice in any situation. In my opinion you really need a Brandon as your best friend but not my Brandon because he’s my best friend. He doesn’t have a big dick but who needs a big dick when you have a big heart.
by country girl69 December 15, 2019
All around great man who loves with his whole heart. From the moment I first met him I was addicted to his silly, goofy, and outrageous ways. Sometimes he can be serious too like when he is in protective mode as a lifeguard. I never met a person like him who could make me laugh so hard that I forget all my stupid insecurities. You will miss him for years until he suddenly shows up when you need him the most. Truly the best person I ever met, I love you so much.
by LittleMissSunshine3 October 15, 2022
Brandon is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is such a good person all together and always cares about you. Brandon will always be there for you when you need him to. All of the girls always want him to like them because they like him. Brandon is the best person ever.
by sksksksksksskahahahalol July 22, 2019