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boner time

In response to an action or statement; a state of unparalleled excellence in which achieving a boner is not only fitting, but a moral imperative.
"Hey man, all of our classes were canceled, Mallory called and said she was totally free, and I just picked up a case of Keystone!"

"Boner Time!"
by xtremebro January 28, 2009
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Random Boner Syndrome

<Also known as R.B.S.>

An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.
"I was so mortified when I was talking to Clementine and my Random Boner Syndrome acted up again."

"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."

"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.
by Booty McShakespeare March 9, 2009
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Painful Boner

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long
Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.
by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013
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boredom boner

related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness
"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005
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out like a boner in sweatpants

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.
We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.
by beaner2 June 15, 2006
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breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.
It was so cold, I got a breast boner.
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weed-boner

1. When you blaze too much, and lose control of your penis. 2. Getting too horny and high at the same time, and popping some massive chub.
Fucking oath, someone take the bong away from Wyatt, he's sporting a killer weed-boner
by scagster February 4, 2005
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