Boardless Hodad

Someone who is very uncool from the perspective of a surfer of skater. Mainly due to the fact that they are not a part of their community and thus have no board (skate/surf).

Oh man that guy in the red hat on the warf has been acting like that all day, what a Boardless Hodad!

Those jerks down from x, what a bunch of Boardless Hodads

by Amaximus June 20, 2010

boned it

A phrase expressed when dominance is established. Or something.

A: If my dog were as ugly as you, I'd save his butt, and teach him how to walk backwards!
B: You boned him, man!

A: So how did your test go?
B: Boned it!

by nachtisch September 2, 2010

Boardin'

could be any of the boardin' sports, but usually it's associated with Snowboarding.

hey dude lets go boardin', like now! 7 inches of powpow just hit the mountains.

by creature69 August 1, 2019

Boardgame Blueballs

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.

Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.

by DetroitVsEveryone April 13, 2020

Whine Boarding

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.

I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!

by Wallville January 5, 2008

ear boned

The action of one who gets fucked in the ear.

Hey Jack, get that dog away from your head before you get ear boned.

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017

Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

by Alloy June 20, 2020