Blueberry Burstation

When you repeatedly shove blueberries down your penis hole for two weeks then have intercourse with your significant other and shoot your beautiful blueberry cream load all over there face

She loves the taste of my Blueberry Burstation

by WigglesForLife June 20, 2020

blueberry pudding

After busting one In a girls asshole, you fill her ass with smashed blueberries

Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her

by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019

blueberry hunting

When a guy puts a blueberry in his bum, and you get a girl to find it with her tounge

Him: hey wanna go blueberry hunting
Her: heck yeah

by Blueberry hunter December 10, 2022

Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

Poisonous Blueberry

After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.

After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry

by simpleton98 December 21, 2012

Blueberry Slurry

When you give a blowjob in a freezer, but don’t let them finish so they have blueballs

Karen gave the customer a blueberry slurry

by Ber November 9, 2020

blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open

He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.

by Dmamc November 28, 2021