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An incredibly overrated book. Makes little to no sense. Jumps around between settings, points of view and even tenses without warning.

Also the title of a movie based on the book. The movie stars Oprah.
I looked for hidden significance in "Beloved," but I was too busy trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
Beloved by Albie Wangsta April 13, 2004
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bloke flu 

The opposite of bird flu. It only affects males- and symptoms include having a running nose an "a bit of a headache".
Nevermind bird flu! Have you heard about the bloke flu epidemic? The "bloke flu" epidemic has been round for years: It renders the unfortunate man bed ridden and usesless. The only cure- lucozade and TV under a duvet.
bloke flu by Witness the Switness October 14, 2005
One of the worst and most overhyped movies ever made, aside from Gigli. supposedly it is based on a real-life story of a runaway slave, but the only true parts of the movie were scenes where she escaped from her master and the scene where she killed her child in order to evade recapture. The movie features disturbing content such as fat Oprah urinating, a reincarnated teenage ghost of a female child having sex with an old man, a dog with its eyes out of its sockets, and two white boys drinking milk from Oprah's breasts.

I can't believe I went all the way to the theater and paid $8.00 to watch that shit!
Even the black American community, which was the target audience, hates Oprah Winfrey's 'Beloved' movie.
Beloved by sarcastic June 20, 2004
Like the above definitions a blivet truely is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, but is much more entertaining, and will bring more laughter when used in reference to a fat chick wearing clothes that are too small to hold all her rolliosis (abundance of fat rolls).
Damn check out that blivet in the pink tank top, she should be wearing a moomoo.
blivet by keesdog May 3, 2009

bloketoker

(Slang) A guy that likes to "toke" on other guys (or "blokes").
John sucks a lot of dick; thus he is a bloketoker.
bloketoker by fewtr43wrtw45refgds February 2, 2006
A bloet is a blogging poet. Writers whose blogs are presented strictly in a poetry format. Term originally coined by bloet EG Harne.
Sandra wanted to reach a wider audience for her rhyming verse, so she elected to become a bloet.
Bloet by Rusty Tuba May 7, 2010