blanch

A combination of Blue Cheese and Ranch Dressing sure to please the palette and the stomach. Goes particularly well with cheese fries, wings, jalapeno poppers, and burgers. Can also be used to induce vomiting for extremely intoxicated individuals.

Waitress, can I get a side of Blanch with my fries?

by Cary S June 16, 2008

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blanch

Verb. To completely and totally screw something up in a predictible but epic way.

Noun. Broken in a terrible way.

1. So I was trying to untangle these wires when they caught fire, burning the entire building down. I totally blanched the whole thing up.

2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.

3. You blanched my computer.

4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.

5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.

by incredibleblancher May 12, 2009

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Blanch

In reference to Blanch Deveroe from Golden Girls.

Two accepted definitions:

1. Another way to call a person a bitch

2. A way to reference a stupid girl

1. Put the corn on the cob up your asshole Julio, stop being such a Blanch.

2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.

by Bob Tatone July 29, 2011

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Blanched

An OP Greatsword that is available for 10 scrap from Murasame
Also has dank charge attack

FH: Your using the darn Blanched greatsword you gosh darn fiddle stick! Hold the triangle button or else I’m leaving!
Host: *Doesn’t hold the triangle button*
FH: GAAAHHHH!!! I’m out!

by Fashion Hunter October 30, 2019

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