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Beater Blocker

A condom....for blocking your beater.
Avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker.
by capcrunch23 April 11, 2011
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squat beat

To masturbate whilst in a squatting position.
Tell ya what dude, my legs are killing this morning, I spent all weekend squat beating!

Can't wait to get home, I seriously need to have a good squat beat.
by Eddie Bear January 2, 2009
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Precious Beatdown

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"
Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
by bilatface831 June 5, 2010
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Broken Beat

broh-kuhn beet Noun, Verb, Adjective

(Used mainly for categorization and/or to specify a group of musical genres as a whole)

– Verb
1. Past participle of breaks and/or break-beat.

– Adjective
1. to reduce music to fragments; fragmented samples.
2. ruptured; torn; not smooth; rough or irregular; fractured measures in music and/or song repetitively.
3. sound not functioning properly; out of working/playing order.
4. disrupted, sliced, and/or disconnected vigorously throughout playing.

- Noun
1. A term used to describe broken period within a unspecified time measured in music.
2. A specific categorization of a type of music and/or genre(s) of music
3. What takes place after slicing, disrupting, "glitching" and/or cutting up music, song and/or track.
She still djs that broken beat.

I'm digging the dj, those broken beats are wicked.

Cant wait to dance my pants off to those broken beats.

You'll never here trance music at a broken beats event.

That new track i made yesterday was some of the best broken beat i have ever heard.
by the Junglist March 30, 2011
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living dead beat

1. A song by the finnish heavy metal band Children of Bodom.
2. A person that hurts themself because they drink to much.
I broke my ribs while jumping off stage last night, because I was wasted on Jack Daniels and Jägermeister. I'm such a living dead beat!
by soilwork November 7, 2007
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bombs and beating hearts

The greatest folx punk band to ever grace Utah with it's presence.
I went to the punk show last night and the best band was the the folx punk band Bombs and Beating hearts.
by sp2fraggle May 21, 2009
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Meat and Beat Talk

A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.

Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...
Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.

We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.
by ravenwood2011 October 20, 2011
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