basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011

bastermonkey

word which one says when their friend decides to hit them everytime they try to say bastard

HENRY STOP BEING a BASTERMONKEY!

by Sedcaintitty April 12, 2005

BASTERES

Female Bastard, one who was born before her parents wer married...Slutty parents.

Jesus is a Basteres

That libby is one cool girl...Basteres

by Tim.Fowles April 26, 2006

baste

an opptional forth person in a spit roast :see spit roast

i basted the spit roast last night with my fresh dairy produce

by dr p diddy October 18, 2003

Baste

Pronounced BAYste. To behave in a bastardly fashion; also an exclamation to react to such behavior

"Hey man, did you pick up that quad?"
"Yeah, but I think he shorted me, this shit is like five grams!"
"Baste!"

by NorthsideKid August 12, 2016

horney-basterd

a female frog who has been on a tree

look at that horney-basterd

by steve May 19, 2003

bastedo bukkake

bukkake involving men in tuxedoes, and one (un)lucky lady

note: a bastedo is a tuxedo

Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.

by ^fifteen minutes^ February 8, 2005