barble

When diarreah is so bad that it makes freakishly disturbing bubbling sound.

"After I eat some Taco Bell, I have to barble."

"Wow that shit I took was so bad it barbled!"

"Oh man I feel like this ones gonna be a barbler.."

by Plarfy December 2, 2013

bargle

the gargling of one mans own cum from which was just sucked up and out of another mans asshole

I spewed a fat load of cum up Johnny's asshole and sucked it out with a straw, then I bargled it vigorously before swallowing

by dustybush May 27, 2006

barclay

the name of a male cat that has been nootered, usually with a quiet temperament and no distinctive personality.

"Hey Jim, you're cat is so calm and nice. Must be a Barclay?"

by Sara Kerens September 8, 2008

bargleski

A term used for the oh so refreshing, high octane jet fuel for the body that is the purest moste American bald eagle piss that can be consumed by the average working class American (or other people who will do anything to be like the greatest nation on the planet) Cletus McFarland (YouTube) commonly used this term as a reference to the trademarked Mountain Dew, easily the greatest creation of man second only to the Chevrolet Corvette. Cletus himself cracks a cold bargleskievery when shits about to get real. Les all send the company a nice sincere email regarding Cletus McFarland getting a decal/lifetime supply sponsorship.

“I’m gonna show you how to unbead a drag slick using nothing but a block of wood and a trailer, step 1; crack yourself open a refreshing can of good ol mountain bargleski, now this is going to be a 2-3 can job so make sure you’ve got a few handy” -Cletus

by 4GKLOS2 November 13, 2017

Barclay's Banker

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

Barely there Biden

Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.

Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

bargle

(v.) person who enjoys a good time;a person who contradicts

hallam bargled at axel when he showed him his new duct tape aparell.

by axel knutson October 5, 2003