Barbiana

A word used to describe a bad bitch with a big butt. Beautiful and slutty at the same time.

Bust down Barbiana. Make that a** jump!

by KittyBarbieBrat February 20, 2019

Barbiefied

Cornily converted something ugly into something pretty.

The painter Barbiefied the small's toddlers room.

by NicoRico May 25, 2011

Barbenheimer

When you ram a Barbie (or Ken no judgement here) doll so far up your anus the resultant damage is apocalyptic.

I rammed a barbie doll up my anus so hard I've given myself a barbenheimer.

by johnlikesbread August 2, 2023

Shard barbie

A female that spends hours in front of the mirror gets barbie dolled up for several hours to spend a few mins doing sexual favors for methaphetamines

That shard barbie over there will do anything to get high after spending hours to get ready.

by JOSH719KING September 24, 2017

a barbie

A pretty girl.

Ree: "that bish is a barbie"

by iiloveree May 31, 2019

barbie alarm clock

For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.

"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"

by DanRC September 5, 2007

Barbie-wrapped

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.

I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.

by Duxall Inarow December 18, 2010