Barberism

The origin of barbers, Lord Barber the first and his best friend prince barberith created the barbershop temple and many joined the community and theres still many more to this day.
barberism- my dog is addicted to barberism
by Sir barberith ||| May 24, 2022
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Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Tony Barber

An affectionate reference by Australians to a $100 note, named after 1980s quiz show host Tony Barber, who used to randomly provide cash prizes to contestants (eg. a $100 note from out of his pocket) on TV show “Sale Of The Century”.
I’ll need to grab some Tony Barbers from the ATM.
by Jizzlobberz February 24, 2023
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Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
by {Professor_Chaos} February 21, 2024
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Shano Barber

A small midget with a lesbian haircut, lies through his teeth. Talks big game on siege but is a filthy bronze, never trust this child as he will immediatley call you gay
No-one really likes Shano Barber
by None Of Your Business January 17, 2020
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The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.
Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber
by Toasty_666 November 25, 2021
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