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Banging Coconuts

Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010
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Side Banging

Having an affair
John has been staying late at work every night, should I be worried.

Yeah he is totally side banging his secretary
by passion84photography June 24, 2011
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Colleen Ballinger

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Word Banging

The act of throwing witty phrases and likable sentences in the direction of someone to which you have hopes of relating sexually with at some point in the near future.

The art of using words in order to make ones hopes of banging someone come true.
"Hey man did you ever get around to slayin that little cutie from the other night?"

"No man I'm word banging her on MSN as we speak to try and close the deal."
by JonnyRude December 29, 2007
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Keep Banging

Continue to do what you was doing in the first place!
we was trying to smoke with you but you ditched us for that bitch?... keep BANGINg!!!!!!!!
by Patrick F Star August 18, 2011
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Ballinger

coming from the french name Ballinge' . Ballinger came to america on the mayflower as indentured servants.
my name is joshua ballinger
by j ballnger June 12, 2008
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