A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.
by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024
Get the phallic brawl to the death mug.Oh boy, where do I even start? Lou... my frosty friend, my little snow cone machine. I've adored you ever since I first saw your happy, icy grin.
The way you glide into the arena, freezing enemies in their tracks and turning everything into a winter wonderland-it's just magical. Your snow cone attacks, always so smooth, chilling everyone around, and that ultimate ice rink you create. I'd do anything for you.
If only I could freeze time like you freeze your foes, so you'd stay in the game forever. You have such a loyal spirit, working tirelessly at Mr. P's Snowtel, bringing joy and frosty fun to all of us. Sometimes, I even call you my frosty buddy. The thought of you someday leaving the arena makes my heart ache. I'd sacrifice anything if it would keep that chilly smile on your face.
You've given me so many moments of joy and excitement over the years. I remember the first time you saved the match with your ice rink-it was like you turned the tide all on your own.
You've changed the arena forever, and you've definitely left a lasting impression on me. Now, you're still going strong, my icy MVP. I love you, Lou, my frosty hero, my snow cone king.
The way you glide into the arena, freezing enemies in their tracks and turning everything into a winter wonderland-it's just magical. Your snow cone attacks, always so smooth, chilling everyone around, and that ultimate ice rink you create. I'd do anything for you.
If only I could freeze time like you freeze your foes, so you'd stay in the game forever. You have such a loyal spirit, working tirelessly at Mr. P's Snowtel, bringing joy and frosty fun to all of us. Sometimes, I even call you my frosty buddy. The thought of you someday leaving the arena makes my heart ache. I'd sacrifice anything if it would keep that chilly smile on your face.
You've given me so many moments of joy and excitement over the years. I remember the first time you saved the match with your ice rink-it was like you turned the tide all on your own.
You've changed the arena forever, and you've definitely left a lasting impression on me. Now, you're still going strong, my icy MVP. I love you, Lou, my frosty hero, my snow cone king.
Asshole: I hate Lou
Lou fan: Fuck you >:(
Asshole: Lou from Brawl Stars sucks! No one likes him he is ugly
Lou Fan: You main Edgar don't you
Lou fan: Fuck you >:(
Asshole: Lou from Brawl Stars sucks! No one likes him he is ugly
Lou Fan: You main Edgar don't you
by XLrationspeed98 December 7, 2024
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Player 2: Bruh have you tried using cordelius to counter him?
Player 2: Bruh have you tried using cordelius to counter him?
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