Brad

A guy who sucks dick at Rocket League

That dude’s such a Brad. He’s a bronze 1.

by BetterThanBradAtRL October 22, 2019

Brad

a guy you absolutely hate and dont want to be friends with anymore but they keep bothering you,.

SHut the fuck up brad i dont like you anymore. FUcking FAg.

by SUn penis wanker December 9, 2019

Brad

Your car

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019

Brad

Brad is the strongest dude you will ever meet. He has the UTMOST respect for his sisters and ALWAYS looks out for them. If one of his MANY sisters gets a boyfriend, Brad thoroughly checks the guy over with his fists.
Brad keeps the bad guys at bay and will one day become President of the Moon.
Good job, Brad! Keep on keeping on!

Oh no, that guy is dating a Kuntray girl! He is going to get Bradded!

by KuntrayQueen December 30, 2019

Brad

Likes to shotgun beer and probably will not be beat. spends most of his nights at the strip club by himself and swears that fat girls give good head. Also, will promise that he will drop his hoes for you. At the end of the day he will probably name his son chad or some shit like that.

"Don't be a brad"

by kdfjzlsdkfhados lfhk January 28, 2020

Brad

A FUCKING FUCKTARD WHO IS A BITCH ASS. EATS COCK 24/7 AND LOVES IT. FAVORITE ACTIVITY IS TO FUCK YOUR DAY UP. BTW HE HAS CLOSE TO NO DICK

THAT GUY HAS A BRAD PENIS.

by BBYVAISH May 5, 2020

Brad

A male version of a Karen.

Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.

Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.

OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.

My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn

by pazzy June 16, 2020