Definitions by pazzy

Top Deck 

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

Top Deck by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Brad 

A male version of a Karen.

Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.

Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.

OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.

My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn

Brad by pazzy June 16, 2020

vealing

the act of a jealous and possesive boyfriend making his girlfriend, who was previously hot, fat., so less guys will find her atttractive. This is done by buying her take away and restuarent meals all the time. and saying she doesn't need to go to the gym.

"Have you seen Jessica lately? She's getting really fat."
"Yeah, that cock boyfriend of hers, Dave is vealing her.

vealing by pazzy July 15, 2015