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Boat People

A group of the fucking best guys on Nantucket that go out on a boat every Sunday! They are required to drink many beers, spray urine, make fun of all you non-boat people assholes, and abide by a strict set of rules to ensure a very "waspy" boat day! Boat people rule!!!
Fat lady: What are boat people?
Boat people: We're like a fucking motorcycle gang on the water!
Everyone wants to be Boat People but only a select few make it!
by Beer, Beer, Beer August 20, 2016
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boat act

An inadequate singer, comedian, or other live performer who lacks the talent to succeed in a reputable market or venue, and is thus relegated to doing their act on boats and/or cruise ships. Audiences typically consist of uncultured tourists, addictive gamblers, and the elderly.

(One step below "lounge act.")
Despite being a complete BOAT ACT, Dat Phan somehow won "Last Comic Standing."
by RnFDoctorZ February 11, 2009
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boat widow

Wives and Girlfirends involved with service members while they are on some sort of deployment, who frequent e-clubs and bars in seek of a fuck or quick lay because they are big whores. Normally end up cheating on there husbands or bf and getting pregnat by some dude slapping high fives for banging some dudes wife.
Look its Steves wife talking to like eight dudes. Look shes grabbing 2 guys cocks. She such a boat widow. Lets go get our knobs slobbed.
by andrew lorenz October 3, 2006
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Boat Knees

The area of sunburn from the bottom of your shorts to the top of your knees.

Usually suffered by those who are often on the water, use sunscreen but forget to take care of their legs.
"I used sunscreen but forgot my legs. Check out my boat knees."
by andrew silcock January 27, 2007
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Boat Head

The act of an individual giving oral sex to a man while he drives his boat gracefully through the open sea. This is especially good because the waves help the person performing the oral sex maintain a steady up and down motion without even moving.
Kristin gave her boyfriend Mike boat head on a nice sunny afternoon
by TRN123 June 4, 2014
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boat whore

n.
A Slut who is associated with seagoing men. These women are usually undesirable under normal circumstances. They satisfy their sexual needs by taking advantage of their sexually deprived ship mates who would normally not have anything to do with them. They can be found embedded with many seagoing organizations to include but not limited to the following: Navy, Coast Guard and Merchant Marines.
Petty Officer Smuckately has slept with the entire Deck Department. She is nothing but a boat whore.
by bigjlj February 4, 2006
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boat anchor

1. Any large electronic device that has become outdated, and thus is much larger and heavier than modern versions. A small (usually handheld) such device is called a brick.

2. In ham radio, a piece of radio equipment meeting the criteria in definition 1.
1. That stereo is a total boat anchor!

2. I went to a hamfest last weekend and bought a boat anchor from the 1970's.
by Artation January 4, 2009
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