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blanket children 

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
blanket children by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015

blanket lump 

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
blanket lump by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016

Blanket Time 

The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.
BLanket Time !

I performed blanket time on her.

blanket hippie 

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.
Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.
blanket hippie by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017

blanket snapper

One who sends a snapchat to all of his or her contacts.
Jules sent me this wicked snap!

Yeah I got the same one, what a blanket snapper!
blanket snapper by Coop Sm1th February 24, 2017

Blanket pig 

Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.

To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."
Blanket pig by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017