old blueberry

another word for skank, hoe, all that

also- a man who smells like poo

you old blueberry

by ameñia April 25, 2019

Blueberry Fritter

Glazed donut with delightful blueberry jelly filling. aka Breakfast of Champions

Ted wouldnt start the day off with anything besides a Blueberry Fritter

by Jsmerch October 18, 2010

Blueberry Seeds

The cum of a man after enduring hours of blue balls.

Been a rough week, but I've finally allocated a lot to plant my Blueberry seeds.

by Evil Robot from the Future August 05, 2021

Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 17, 2013

blueberry hunting

When a guy puts a blueberry in his bum, and you get a girl to find it with her tounge

Him: hey wanna go blueberry hunting
Her: heck yeah

by Blueberry hunter December 11, 2022

blueberry pudding

After busting one In a girls asshole, you fill her ass with smashed blueberries

Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her

by Dankass n-word December 11, 2019

Bangor Blueberry

A bruise left after a session of rough sex.

Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.

by t pot January 31, 2019